Cats Love Must

"DIE YOU STUPID CATS!!!"

- Notluf Nhoj, host of Must Love Cats

Cats Love Must, sometimes abbreviated CLM, is the opposite of Must Love Cats. It is a highly-graphic live action cat show.

Content
Cats Love Must has things like the host eating a live cat, a cat attacking a human, and a cat being blown up.

Reception
Cats Love Must got a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes, an 86% rating on Cat Haters Ratings, and a 2% on Cat Lovers Ratings.

"Warning To Cat Lovers"
The show issued their "Warning To Cat Lovers" along with their first episode.

Warning To Cat Haters
I’m sorry, cat haters, but this show doesn’t really exist.